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| Christina Aguilera gets $2 million for baby pics |
| Friday, February 22, 2008 |
Christina Aguilera received $2 million from Hello magazine for exclusive photos with her newborn son, Max. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are not far behind, having received $1 million from People magazine for pics of their daughter Harlow. Who knew having babies was this profitable? P/s:Looking for the Cheapest Life Insurance .... Click HERE
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| Dina Lohan sends 14-year-old daughter to Lindsay’s nude photo shoot |
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 Dina Lohan has given her approval to the nude photographs of her daughter, Lindsay. “It was very tastefully done.” “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically.” “I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother.” Lindsay’s teenage sister, Ali, visited the set while her sister was being photographed nude. “Trust me,” Dina said, “I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old to the set (if the shoot was in bad taste). And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there, that was risqué.” P/s:Looking for the Cheapest Life Insurance .... Click HERE
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| Oscar snub for Paris Hilton |
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Paris Hilton has been banned from the Oscars. The hotel heiress was devastated after being told she couldn’t attend the prestigious event on Sunday night. A source said: “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.” Paris even has a $3.9 million designer dress for the ceremony. P/s:Looking for the Cheapest Life Insurance .... Click HERE
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posted by Unknown-Girl @ 10:55 PM  |
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| Mariah Carey’s topless photos continued. |
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 These were from the same series that emerged a while ago. Mariah was topless while on vacation somewhere. The pictures looked like they were posed. Which woman wore heeled sandals on the beach? Why, she would be none other than our diva. Was that a huge glass of martini in her hand? Marey’s all black wardrobe was well coordinated.
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| Emma Watson's Bloom date |
| Sunday, February 17, 2008 |
'Harry Potter' star Emma Watson wants to date Orlando Bloom.The 17-year-old actress - who plays schoolgirl Hermione Granger in the hit movie franchise about a teen wizard - was recently linked to Razorlight frontman Johnny Borrell but would rather romance the 'Lord of the Rings' star. She said on her official website: "At last week's London Fashion I met Johnny Borrell (who is modelling for Burberry at the moment) and we went on to a party hosted by designers PPQ in the same cab. I'd never met him before so that was great as I'm a big Razorlight fan. "But goodness, I am really going to have to watch who I stand next to from now on! Maybe I should stand next to Orlando Bloom and then we can be said to be 'dating'!" Emma and Johnny, 27, were seen laughing and joking at London's National Portrait Gallery last Monday (11.02.08) before partying at nearby nightclub Dolce. Johnny - who split from 'Spider-Man' actress girlfriend Kirsten Dunst last year after a five-month romance - and Emma later left the party in separate cabs. |
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| Paris Hilton in the Dog House |
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With her ususal blonde headed dizziness Paris Hilton went on the Ellen DeGeneres show on Monday this week and stupidly admitted to owning no fewer than 17 dogs! No sooner had the words had left her lips than the animal services in Los Angeles were planning an early Tuesday morning assault on the Heiresses’ home in Beverly Hills. Aparently it is illegal to own more than 3 dogs unless your property is registered as a breeding center or a kennel. A mere technicality in the world of celeb! But as the ‘troops’ arrived to inspect Hilton’s home, she was no where to be found. |
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| Paris refuses to bail out Barron Hilton from jail. |
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Hell ‘hath frozen over. Apparently Paris Hilton is now the moral police. Teaching lessons and everything. TMZ says, We’re told Paris rejected her brother’s request, telling her 18-year-old brother, “You’re going to learn your lesson.” TMZ also knows Paris was “very upset and very disappointed in him.” What? I guess Paris is now the purveyor of all things right with our world. She should become a highschool counselor now, I mean, lets face it, she was just in jail…she must have came out a changed woman! |
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| Britney Spears married Adnan Ghalib |
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Star Magazine says, A source tells Star, “When Britney got out of the hospital the first time, Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, saying that was the only way he could protect her.” But Brit’s paparazzo boytoy forgot to mention that he was still married to second wife AzLynn Berry! Oops! Oh and…. “In all my years,” said an insider, “I’ve never seen as big a dirtbag as this guy. I can’t believe how he has taken advantage of this woman when she is in such a fragile state.” If marrying her were the path to sanity, KFED would have a lot to say about this. Now what? Is Adnan entitled to the estate? Or just her nagging about what time he gets home at night and who is texting him all day? I doubt you can win by marrying Britney. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 3:47 AM  |
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| Lindsay Lohan has massive cleavage. |
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She is still the one. She knows how to find the absolute sluttiest in high-end fashion and then find the cameras. Man, this dress is just so wrong yet just so right. Look at all the skin showing. Her breast look absolutely massive in this thing. The funny part is, if you stare at the dress long enough, the circles cause you to see her thong. It’s amazing really. Totally magnificent. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 3:44 AM  |
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| Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Together. |
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Remember the first time you enjoyed peanut butter and chocolate together? How it was so fantastic and melted in your mouth? That is kind of how Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are when they are together, except, they don’t end up in your mouth. Or my mouth, even though that is where I would love them to be. I don’t really know what they were talking about, but this is from The Today Show. I was hoping these images came from The Vivid offices in The Valley. Where they were shooting Couch Confessionals part 1 with plans to make parts 2 through 2,013. Ok, maybe that isn’t happening. |
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| Bar Rafaeli has best breast ever. |
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Last time we saw Bar Rafaeli, she trying to drive stick in her bikini. Now she hanging out in full breast bloom on the runway. Leonardo Dicaprio is one lucky guy. I am willing to bet that Bar would have absolutely no problem getting a job at Hooters. Seriously, I bet she would get the job on the first interview, no second interview required. I wouldn’t even be able to focus on my wings (actually, I always order the hotdog). Little known Hooters secret is that the hotdog is totally the best thing on the menu. |
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| Mariah Carey Shows Off Her "Jewels" |
| Tuesday, February 12, 2008 |
 Here's Mariah Carey buying jewelry, and making sure that everyone knows she's still got really big boobs. You know, just in case you were wondering. Anyway, I get that Mariah wants to see what the jewels might look like on a lower neck line, but gimme a break here. She knows the cameras are there, and she wants to make sure everyone's looking. Now, if she would just undo one more button... |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:54 AM  |
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| Ellen Pompeo's Nipples Are Unstoppable |
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Wow, Ellen Pompeo's nipples are really powerful. She's wearing two (2) shirts, but her nipples are showing through both layers. That's talent. Now, if only her acting was as talented as her nipples. |
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| Christina Aguilera's Breast Prove Milk Does a Body Good (Can't Help Faces) |
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 POW!!! BADDOW!!! KA-BLAMMO!!! Run for cover, because it looks like Christina Aguilera's breasts are about to explode. Looking more and more like a comic book version of herself, Christina Aguilera brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at Best Buy. Though, I think that was more to distract from her horrible face. But there are two things I wonder about. A) Do babies like silicone-flavoured breast milk? And 2) Has her kid already developed a fear of clowns... |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:39 AM  |
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| I Love Heather Graham's Shirt, But I Hate Her Bra |
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Damn you Heather Graham! Damn you! Ugh. Why'd Heather Graham have to go and wear a completely see-through shirt, and ruin it by wearing a bra? And a big one at that. That's not nice. It's sexy, sure, but kind of a tease, you know. Next time, Heather, leave the bra at home. Trust me, you don't need it. What Heather does need, apparently, is a neck brace. I don't if she's suffering from some kind of medical condition, but it looks like her head is going to fall right off her neck. She's kinda starting to freak me out. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:34 AM  |
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| Paris Hilton's Nipples Nearly Pop Out |
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I think Paris Hilton is confused. Or, should I say, more confused than usual. I'm not sure she's aware of it, but that's a microphone she's holding. Of course, from the way she's writhing around, feeling her self up, and very nearly exposing her nipples, she probably thinks it's a dildo. Then again, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton wishes everything was a dildo. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:24 AM  |
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| 50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post |
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Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin). But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you?
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posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:19 AM  |
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| More Crazy Christina Aguilera Clown Cleavage |
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Christina Aguilera is keeping up with her crazy clown cleavage look with this attention-grabbing number, which can barely contain her over-milkified boobs. Add to that her ridiculously bleached hair and plastered-on clown make-up, and you've got yourself the stuff of nightmares for Christina's new baby boy. If having X-Tina for a mom doesn't turn that kid gay, I'm telling you nothig will. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:15 AM  |
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| Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Do "History Through Porn" in W Magazine |
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I know I've said it before, but it deserves to be said again: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman together is the best things since honey and nuts. And I'm not talking about cereal. But probably the best part of having Scarlett and Natalie together in a sexy movie is all the sexy promotional material that goes along with it. You can count on seeing a lot of these two incredible beauties together over the next few weeks as they go around talking about their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, and trust me, I will be stalking following them the whole way. Until my head explodes, that is. Here are Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman together on the cover of W Magazine, and if that wasn't enough, Natalie equates their film to "history through porn." Yeah man, Natalie Portman's talking about porn! Okay, I think my head just exploded. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 11:05 AM  |
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| Christina Aguilera…naked and pregnant |
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Christina Aguilera has followed in the footsteps of Demi Moore and Britney Spears…stripping down to appear on the cover of Marie Claire magazine. Aguilera learned she was pregnant while on her recent “Back to Basics” tour. “We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here,” she says. “… I’m like, `Oh my god, can you believe it just happened?’”
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| High School Musical nudity |
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 High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is the latest celebrity to have a nude photo of her leaked on the internet. Hudgens’ rep confirmed that the picture is genuine. So far, Disney is standing behind the 18-year-old actress.
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posted by Unknown-Girl @ 10:40 AM  |
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| Dolly Parton’s Breasts |
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Dolly Parton is postponing her U.S. tour for 6 to 8 weeks because of back problems created by her breasts, according to a statement posted Monday on her music Web site. You would think Dolly would be in a wheelchair by now?! Not working 6 to 8 (weeks), Dolly can’t make a living….that was lame. (working 9 to 5 song) “I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it!,” she said in a statement. “But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.” “Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can’t wait to get back out there,” Parton said in the statement posted on DollyPartonMusic.com.”See you soon, Dolly.” I wonder if this was a staged PR stunt to sell more tickets when she comes back to the road. This news feed will be published on thousands of sites and in front of millions of people. JUST in case you forgot that Dolly Parton has large breasts, here’s a non news worthy item (like everything here) to remind you again and again. She is a masterful marketer and it is my opinion her back condition is staged or was planted in the news. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 10:28 AM  |
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| Lindsay Lohan gets peer pressured - by this guy? |
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Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Little Lord Doucheington (above) is a bad influence, according to TMZ: "His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay's since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he's been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she's made in serious jeopardy. "He has nothing to offer her," says a family source, "and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket." I don't really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. His perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay's a smoker. That's a recipe for a flaming gaylord ala Lindsay. I'm looking forward to seeing this dude turn into the human torch while Lindsay Lohan bangs all the firemen on the scene. And, okay, let's be real, a fire hydrant too. |
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| Britney Spears starts gang war |
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Following Britney Spears just got a lot more dangerous. NY Daily News is reporting that members of the Crips and Bloods are snatching up cameras and battling it out for shots of Britney. Several paps have complained about their new competition: "They claim rival agencies are arming the thugs with cameras and sending them out to do battle with the dozens of paps who rubberneck around Hollywood's favorite train wreck. Veteran snapper Nick Stern, who quit the Splash agency this month, said: "I've heard stories of fights, of car tires being slashed, cars being blocked in." I want to say this whole Britney situation has officially reached new levels of insanity, but at least these guys are off the streets and earning an honest living. Capitalism does work! Hold on there's someone at the door. Hey, sorry, folks but there's a nice young man here by the name of Fuk-U-Up who wants to pistol whip me in the street for crediting some photos wrong. But I won't bore you with shop talk. Be right back. Say, buddy, can you go easy on the face? I just did a cucumber mask this morning. You'll just shank me in the abdomen instead? Sounds fair to me. You're an okay guy, Fuk-U-Up. |
posted by Unknown-Girl @ 10:21 AM  |
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| Paris Hilton is box office poison |
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Paris Hilton's movie The Hottie and The Nottie completely tanked this weekend. To be honest, I'm surprised it made more than $1.50. But, I'm no box office analyst. Fortunately the folks at Fantasy Moguls are and, like my fifth grade girlfriend, did the math for me: "The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That's only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day." Paris didn't seem too concerned that her acting career is back in the shitter where God himself wants it. She unveiled her new line of shoes at Macy's yesterday and signed autographs for fans. One woman even let Paris hold her baby. Why a social services SWAT team didn't immediately secure the child is beyond me. At least I know, when this poor little girl develops an incurable diaper rash, her pediatrician will medically punch the mother in the face. Paris Hilton holding a child. Wow. Wasn't there a barrel of toxic waste nearby? You know, something kid-friendly. |
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| Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to save something |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt did a little shopping yesterday sporting a tank top that reads "Save the Future." Of course, it took me three hours to realize it said more than "Save". Anyway, I'm glad to see Jennifer is advertising our efforts. You see, she and I are working together to make the future a brighter place. I'm drinking all the whiskey I can get my hands on, and Jennifer Love is eating, well, all the Haagen Daaz. I don't like to brag, but I think we're making a difference. We're like a more effective version of the U.N. - but with bigger boobs. |
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